Yeah I got a laptop.
BREAKING NEWS: My mother admitted that a single picture of David Bowie was attractive
I watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows p. 2. IN THE FRIGGIN CINEMA. Don't worry, no spoilers ahead. Just gay ice cream.
Anyway, after my kid brother's baseball game the other day, we went to get ice cream.
Innocent enough. Right? Wrong. ANAL SEX.
That's right, Cap'n Jack Buttsex Harkness.
So, on our way to get ice cream on this fine evening, I was thinking Skor Blizzard, oh yeah.
A Conversation. or, What What in Jack's Butt, the screenplay:
SCENE 1:
Setting: sunset, pulling up to Dairy Queen in a Honda.
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